Showing posts with label #zeemonodee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #zeemonodee. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

The Making of Storms in a Shot Glass

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A little bump is about to cause a lot of ripples
The story behind Storms in a Shot Glass came to me during a chat with one of my friends. I was complaining about my kids, and my friend said kids really knew how to brew a tempest in a teacup. That was still not appropriate in my opinion, and I replied, “More like they can stir up a storm in a shot glass!”
The words stayed with me for many days. I kept thinking, “This would make a great book title...” From this point on, I was like, “What story could I tag with this?”
The answer seemed obvious – the story needed a child in it. Now, stories with children have been done and overdone. I had myself penned down stories where children were strongly featured (Light My World & Calling Home). It got me further into thinking, and then the light bulb moment came – what’s the one thing that involves a child but has the biggest impact on a woman? Pregnancy. So there I had it - the story would be about a pregnancy.
Entered the brainstorming and characterization stage. Pregnancy and maximum impact = unplanned, accidental, unexpected. The more unexpected, the better! Now who would be more affected by such news? Obvious – a woman whose life resembled the inside of a shot glass since there is no room to move in there. It would be nice to brew a storm in such closed confines. Pitch her against a hero who would stir up even more havoc, and I had my game plan.
Jane Smithers came to life this way. A quiet, self-effacing girl whose life was akin to a shot glass. Simply no room for anything. Who’d be the man who would tip the scales, then? Enter Michael Rinaldi.
There’s something about the name Michael that has most women swooning. Don’t ask me what it is, I have no idea; yet, I know it’s a fact. Rinaldi is a name I always wanted to use, so there he got paired with that name. Had to give him an Italian lineage, too, and I did. I now needed a twist – and the question that popped up: “Who is Michael?” The baby’s father? Or is he someone Jane has never met before?
The second option sounded more tempting, and I went with it. How does she meet him, then? Bridging the gap, that’s when Michael’s Italian ancestry came into play – his father will be Jane’s boss. But, a big ‘but’ here, the father and son are estranged!
I’m sure you can now see how much a game of “Let’s make things more complicated for these two!” the drafting of this story turned out to be! Originally, the story started strictly through Jane’s POV, in a twist on the chick-lit. But Michael was too strong a hero (yes, an overbearing, charismatic, and utterly-charming-when-he-wants-to Italian!). He, too, wanted his say, and the hero has no say in the chick-lit, right? Swift turn, and the story became a contemporary romance where both protagonists would get the equal spotlight.
I started actively writing then, and I think this book will remain as one of the stories I had most fun with. The need to complicate matters runs throughout the plot, and it was a joyride all the way!
But it wasn’t simply about fun – it was also about stronger, deeper issues. What’s a woman to do when faced with an unexpected pregnancy? How does she come to grips with the need to become a single parent? What impact will this unborn child have on her life?
This also brought forth the notion that more and more women nowadays prefer to bring up their child alone. What’s the role of the father in there? What even defines a father nowadays? Can a man love another man’s child as his own? How does this whole situation affect him?
Jane and Michael face those issues in the story, and against a barrage of complications that Fate keeps sending their way, how will they find their footing in the shifting sands of their changing reality? When you are resolutely modern and are going about your life in cosmopolitan London, how do you adjust to unexpected changes that will completely annihilate the life you’ve known till now?
Find out when you grab a copy of Storms in a Shot Glass and join this merry, eventful ride with Jane, Michael, and their crazy entourage of quirky friends and families.

From Mauritius with love, 

Zee

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

A Date in the Dark

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By Zee Monodee

The very first time I heard about Decadent Publishing, it was through their 1NightStand line. A friend of mine with the house back then emailed me and urged me to write something to submit to this line—the reasoning being that 1NS takes place all over the world, and I could thus use the location of my home island, Mauritius, as the base for the story.
Now, I had no clue about the line, and this is how I went searching for the guidelines and requirements...to find out that 1NightStand is a dating agency run by Madame Eve. She pairs people on blind dates, for - of course - one night. Up to the couple to decide whether they will walk out together when morning comes.
This, to me, spelled out a night of loving and then the inevitable leaving of morning.... My heroine, Simmi Moyer, came to me on a sudden flash of inspiration. She would be a career girl, already high up on the executive ladder, but lacking the fulfilment of body and heart. Maybe Madame Eve could help...
But Simmi never bargained that she would also find the fulfilment of her soul as well with the man this lady pairs her up with for a night. Lars Rutherford is his name. He is everything she could’ve asked for in a man...but he is hers only for the night.
Only in the dark...
Around that same time when I was conceiving this story, I stumbled upon this track by singer Jojo. The whole video - with lyrics, tone, setting, and emotion - struck me as the embodiment of what my 1NightStand story would be.

Take a listen, and then take a chance on my story, Once Upon A Stormy Night... Let me know if you agree with using this song as the unofficial soundtrack for the tale.


Blurb:
British billionaire Lars Rutherford came to the tiny island of Mauritius to take over directorship of his best friend’s shipping company. He’s not here for anything but the job, or—to the chagrin of the many matchmaking society mamas in the country—to find the ‘right woman’ for him.
Corporate legal affairs specialist Simmi Moyer is rich, beautiful, successful, and climbing the executive ladder with tremendous speed. She’s got it all—or does she? Mauritian society shuns her for being single and childless, and nothing she accomplishes will ever be enough.
Lars isn’t looking for a woman; Simmi isn’t looking for a man. Both just want one night to forget their precarious position in this traditional, culture-driven society.
The tempest brewed by uncalled-for yearning in their hearts when they meet, and the desire for something more substantial than one night of pleasure, builds between them, while outside, a real-life cyclone storms on the island and ensconces them in a world where only the two of them exist.
Before the night is over, both Lars and Simmi will have to decide whether each will walk out the next morning alone, or if they can put themselves on the line to step out together.


From Mauritius with love,

Zee

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

What’s love got to do with it?

You Belong to Me
(Beyond Fairytales)

Inspired by Grimm tale The Nix of the Millpond

By Zee Monodee

How far would you go in the name of love?
I don’t think anyone really expects to answer this question at any point in their lives.... But when this situation happens, how do you react? Do you ask yourself to what lengths you’re willing to go...or at one point, does this quest take over you and you’re left to wonder what love’s got to do with it all? Do you end up losing yourself in this downward spiral?
Such is the situation faced by Jemima Chhayya at the start of this tale. A Detective Inspector with the London Metropolitan Police, her life is looking like a fairytale come true thanks to the obvious adoration of handsome headhunter Andrew Moran. The day it all turns to custard is their one year anniversary as a couple – one year is more than enough to know somebody, right?
Wrong! Because when Andrew is abducted, and all leads start going cold without revealing anything but dead ends, Jemima is faced with the question of how far she will go to get back the man she loves. Never a wilting flower nor a damsel in distress, she will stop at nothing in her quest.
Secrets burst forth; her life no longer her own as she all but sells her soul to a Mystery Man who feeds her intel about Andrew’s abduction. Jemima thinks she is prepared for anything that might come her way, but the first wall she slams into is a huge, indestructible one...
For, you see, the real Andrew Moran died as a one-day-old baby thirty-four years earlier....
Who is really the man who shared her bed this past year? Could his real identity be the reason behind his abduction?
Jemima should leave matters well enough alone, but she can’t, and she will get to the bottom of this matter, even if it kills her!
Join her on this ride around London’s seedier areas and the East End crime world to discover the truth behind Andrew Moran and his abduction.
Blurb:
“...Sins of the father, they say, but in this case, of the mother. The devil always returns for his pound of flesh, and his price is never less than your soul. ...”
Detective Inspector Jemima Chhayya is no damsel in distress but feels like a princess whenever she’s with her Prince Charming, the handsome Andrew Moran. Their romance is a fairytale come true, their happily-ever-after just behind the door.
Until true evil from Andrew’s past tears them apart, and all hope seems lost.
The princess turns into a huntress as she sets out to find her man and bring him back to her side.
But is she prepared for the truth she will find along her quest in the seedier areas of London’s East End? Starting with the fact that Andrew Moran has never existed?


Excerpt:
“Andrew?” Jemima rushed over to the last room down the corridor—his office—and stopped on the threshold.
Obvious signs of struggle littered the tiny room, and the window at the back sported a crack down the middle. What the hell? But something else churned her gut and made her clamp her hand to her mouth so she wouldn’t retch.
In crimson strokes on the wall.
YOU BELONG TO ME
What had happened there? Whose blood? Andrew! Her pulse pounded in her head all while she rushed through the flat, throwing the door to every bedroom open with trepidation that she’d find more blood somewhere. The rooms appeared pristine, but this didn’t alleviate her apprehension; in fact, she grew more and more agitated as she went through the space and didn’t find the man she loved anywhere. She even checked the terrace, hoping he’d fallen asleep outside on a chaise longue and didn’t hear her, the interior being soundproof. In the main hallway, she called out his name, but nothing except the sound of her unusually shrill voice pierced the unnatural quiet.
Her steps brought her again to the small office at the end of the corridor, to stare once more at the graffiti on the wall. A part of her told her to steer clear of the evidence, but she couldn’t resist the other part that made her draw closer and touch the red lettering. Her finger came back smeared with a hint of crimson.
Good grief. It had almost dried, and blood took a long time to solidify. This—whatever this had been—had happened a while ago. Over an hour.
Andrew! Her heart hammered away while she speed-dialed his number again and landed on voice-mail. Dread raced down her spine and soldered her legs to chunks of rock.
She gripped the phone tight, her hands shaking so hard she nearly dropped it. For what seemed like hours, she stared at it, knowing if she called, all this—this nightmare—would be real. It couldn’t be. This wasn’t happening.


From Mauritius with love,

Zee

Find more about Zee at her website/blog http://zeemonodee.blogspot.com/

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Sunday, July 20, 2014

Ten Reasons Why Being An Author of Romantic Suspense Is Bad For You

By Zee Monodee

Hey beautiful people! 
In anticipation of my July 29 release, the romantic suspense/espionage story You Belong to Me  (part of the Beyond Fairytales line, and inspired by Grimm story The Nix of the Mill Pond), I thought I’d delve into why writing romantic suspense can be detrimental to your sanity (...uhm, yeah – as if hearing voices in your head screaming to be given a story wasn’t bad enough....)

So, let’s delve in!

1. Your life will always seem boring and mundane compared to the scenarios you come up with. 
2. Suddenly, people start looking at you in a weird manner when they read your work, and find out how much the “sweet” person they know you to be... can think like a psycho and/or sociopath... 
3. You find men who don’t walk the edge of danger boring. 
4. You get to research and know a lot about guns and other weapons (probably too much...) 
5. It’s not hard for you to imagine potential scenarios for getting rid of your boss/mother-in-law/slimy ex/your man’s psycho ex and figuring out exactly how to get away with it... 
6.  You retreat into your bubble, because frankly, wherever you’re living will seem like the dumps when your stories are taking you to Paris, London, Prague, Cape Town, Lake Como, and other such glamorous, exotic locations. 
7. You suddenly know a lot about biological weapons and can hold your own in a debate about the merits of this anti-terrorism strategy versus the other (putting you squarely into Nerd category!) 
8. Coffee starts to replace blood in your body, because, face it, you need the adrenalin rush! 
9. Vanilla sex gets just way too boring! Your characters need spice and the rush... and you take the irreversible step into hot and racy sex scene territory. 
10. You start wishing you were your characters, never mind they’re totally screwed up....

Coming to you this July – You Belong to Me by Zee Monodee
A modern retelling of Grimm fairytale The Nix of the Mill Pond, whereby a young woman who is no damsel in distress sets out to save her kidnapped prince...only to find that true evil lives well and strong in the heart of a man bent on conquering the world.

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From Mauritius with love, 

Zee

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Saturday, June 28, 2014

Something about Family Sagas....


I’ve always been a fan of soap operas and family sagas. My mother and I butted heads on more topics than we agreed on...but Dynasty, Dallas, and Eastenders time was sacred; our very own cease fire moment. Later on, I ‘graduated’ to the ongoing The Bold and The Beautiful while she drifted into the numerous Zee TV and Star Network Bollywood-type Indian soapies; shows that she still tries to rope me into every time I spend the day at her place.
But what is it that lured both of us to these worlds of ongoing dramas and petty domestic intrigues?
I guess, along the way, we started to identify with the families in the storylines; they became an extension of us, people we feel we ‘know’ and identify with. Their family becomes your family, and you start to live for their tribulations, trials, and triumphs, as if they were your own.
Is it any surprise, then, that when I started writing, I invented my very own soapie-style family? They were the Hemants. Well-to-do upper middle class, Indian origin folks from Mauritius. Cardiac surgeon dad too busy with his glorious career to be much of a presence at home...leaving the field wide open for his tradition-stickler and convention-manic homemaker wife to run the roost. Said roost comprised of 3 daughters – Lara, Neha, Diya – born over a 10-year period while the family lived in England. Then, when the eldest, Lara, was sixteen, they all returned to Mauritius...and that’s where the true backstory of each girl starts, because Mauritius is the place that proves a cesspit of outdated mores and customs that throws them all into prisons of societal and cultural conformity that will define how each girl will turn out.
Each book in this saga-style trilogy can be read alone, but it is, at the heart of it, a saga...so you’ll find echoes of each sister’s conflict in the other’s story, and there is a family conflict arc that spans over the 3 books. My very own soapie. Rest assured, though, that it all comes to a conclusion in the last book; I wrapped up that generation’s issues and conflicts. Not with a pretty bow, I like to think, but in way that echoes reality and the true interaction that happens in families and sisterhood.

Here’s an excerpt where you get to meet all three Hemant sisters – it’s taken from the start of The Other Side, the first book, which is also Lara’s story.

A piercing wail sliced through the air, similar to the mind-numbing bombing sirens one heard on the BBC newsreels during live broadcasts from places like Baghdad and Sarajevo. The roar of a kitten thinking it was a fierce lion came on the coattails of the screech, and she could also make out sounds of loud sobbing.
The kitchen door flew open, the sole of the little kid who’d kicked it in still in the air. Lara travelled her gaze over the mini-man with the Mohawk, before sliding to the side onto the pigtailed little girl with tear-stained cheeks. A huge stretch of dull grey stood behind the children. Oh no, this couldn’t be….
Her mother tore out of her seat to march toward the door. “For God’s sake, Neha. What have you done to this poor baby to get him to scream like so?”
I thought she gave birth two months ago. Her younger sister seemed ready to burst. When, and how, had she put on so much weight?
Their mother deftly ripped the swaddled lump from Neha’s arms. With a jerky rocking motion, she got the baby to stop screaming.
“This is how you do it, Neha. I would believe you’d know by now.”
Neha bit her lip, before she nodded.
She still allows herself to be bossed around. Hard for Lara to view her twenty-four-year-old sibling as an independent woman, which Neha should be, seeing as how she’d already been married for seven years and had popped out three kids.
And did she imagine this, or did her sister give her a false, forced smile?
“Lara. We weren’t expecting you before Monday,” Neha said.
“It was a surprise,” she replied.
Another forced smile. What was wrong with her?
A loud kick resounded from the kitchen door. Lara leaned to the side to catch sight of the little boy practicing karate chops on the wood panel. “That’s Kunal, innit?”
She turned to the still-sobbing girl. “And you must be Suzanne.”
Terrors, the lot of them. She shivered when she imagined this could’ve been her fate. There’d been talks of an arranged match between her and their neighbour, Rahul, who’d ended up as Neha’s husband.
“And why is she crying now?” Auntie Ruby asked. “Anyone would think you terrorize the poor child, Neha.”
Neha lowered her eyelids, and a faint blush crept over her cheeks. “I can’t get her to stop,” she said in a low voice. “Since her father left for Madagascar this morning, she hasn’t let up.”
Feeling sorry for her sister at the defeat in the tone, Lara had an idea. “Wait. I know exactly what will cheer her up.”
She dashed out to the car, where she pulled out the large shopping bag full of gifts she had brought with her. And with her head stuck inside the potpourri-scented vehicle, she took a deep breath and gathered her thoughts. Hopefully, Neha’s arrival with the children would prove to be distraction enough for the aunties, and they’d leave Lara alone. Fat chance, but she could hope. Hope is what idiots live on, as the French saying went.
With the handle in her grip, she traipsed back to the kitchen. Once inside, she rummaged into the bag and pulled out a wide, flat case which she handed to her niece. “This is for you.”
The sobs stopped, and the little girl gingerly reached out for the offering. She blinked once she closed her hands on the box then let out a screech loud enough to burst an adult’s eardrum.
“It’s got all the Disney princesses in there, even Mulan! Thank you, Auntie Lara.”
Lara had to smile at the unbridled enthusiasm. Out of the corner of her eye, the little boy stealthily approached. Reaching into the bag again, she extracted a large plastic carton of X-Men action figures. “And this is yours.”
His eyes grew wide, and he jumped up and down. Lara didn’t know at what point he wrapped his bony arms around her neck. In his eagerness, he nearly snapped her neck in two as he pulled her to his level. Then, just as abruptly, he released her and plopped himself down on the rug in front of the dining room door, where Suzanne was tearing out the contents of her gift.
Finally, Lara handed a flat package with a baby blanket inside to her sister. “This for the baby.”
“His name is Rishi,” Neha said in a clipped voice.
“For Rishi, then.”
Another squeal ripped through the kitchen as the back door slammed open. Lara glanced up only long enough to brace herself for the energy bolt heading straight for her.
“I can’t believe you’re here already!” her youngest sister, Diya, shouted as she hugged Lara and made them both hop like bunnies on steroids.
Lara reeled to get her balance back when the girl released her. How could such a petite woman who could pass for a life-size doll pack so much energy and zest into her tiny body? She would swear she grew drained simply from listening to the teenager talk a mile a minute.
“Oooh, is this the goodie bag?” Diya asked. “Please, please, please tell me you got the CD I asked you for. I wasn’t sure you got my last email—”
“I got it,” she said simply to make the girl shut up.
“And the Body Shop basket? And the Boots hand cream? Oh, and tell me you made the Boxing Day sales and got me those killer sandals from NEXT—”
“Yes, yes, and yes.” She pulled out the Enigma The Screen Behind The Mirror album from the bag. “Here you go. The rest is coming by cargo.”
“Oooh, you’re the best!” Diya grabbed the CD before she hugged Lara again. “Okay, gotta be off. Everyone will kill to be in my shoes when they see I got this.”
“And where do you think you are going, young lady?” their mother asked.
“Meeting with some friends at KFC. Be back for dinner, or else ask Daddy to come pick me up when he gets home from work. Oooh, look what Suzanne got. No, sweetie, wait. That’s not how you apply blusher.”
Neha gasped. “You got her makeup?”
“It’s kid-friendly. I double-checked after the salesgirl at the Disney shop assured me it was safe.”
“She’s six years old. Much too young for all this.”
“Oh, don’t be such a ninny, Neha. I started wearing makeup when I was her age, and I’m none the worse for wear, am I?” Diya asked with a roll of her dark eyes.
“That’s what has me worried,” Neha said under her breath, but loud enough for Lara to hear. “And I can’t believe you got Kunal dolls.”
“They’re action figures, sis,” Diya said as she breezed past them on the way to the door. “Take a chill pill, will you? Tata, ye all!”
The quiet in Diya’s wake felt strangely anticlimactic, as if all the air in the room had been sucked out. Neha kept her reproachful glare on Lara, who, to escape the malevolent scrutiny—after all, what was her sister’s problem?—turned toward their mother and the aunties. Bad move.
“We better get you settled. Not yet one hour since your return and you three are already back to bickering like children.”
“We aren’t bickering—” both Lara and Neha said at the same time.
“Are, too,” their mother said with finality in her tone.
Quite something, innit? Lara wants to be anywhere but here, in Mauritius, but she has no other choice as she is running away from the specter of her ex-husband’s remarriage and pregnant new wife. Diya has created her very own little bubble where nothing can get to hyperactive her, while Neha.... She comes across as rude and holier-than-thou, doesn’t she? But then, too, how would you treat the woman you believe your husband, whom you adore, has always loved? 

From Mauritius with love,

Check out my Hemant Family saga in the Island Girls Trilogy now available at Decadent Publishing and all major retailers!

Here’s where you can find the books:

The Other Side
Amazon US (Ebook & Print) ~ Amazon UK ~ Amazon CA (ebook & Print) ~ Barnes & Noble (Nook & Paperback) ~ Smashwords ~ Kobo ~ AllRomance Ebooks ~ Decadent (ebook) ~ Decadent (Paperback) ~ Kalahari (Paperback)

Light My World

Winds of Change




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Friday, June 6, 2014

A Classic Love-Hate Story?


   Windsof ChangeIsland Girls Trilogy Book 3

   This story actually started with such a premise for me. I’d done second chances in The Other Side (IG #1) and opposites attract in Light My World (IG #2). So for #3, I needed a different trope...and once I met Logan Warrington, I just knew this would be a love to hate you/hate to love you storyline.

   For, you see, Neha Hemant, the heroine, is the middle sister in that family. The one who never rocked the boat, who always did the sensible thing. She married the most proper boy she could find, bore him three children within the next five years, and settled down as a housewife at the beck and call of her husband and children.

   And then she wakes up one day and realizes her life is going nowhere. The straw that breaks the camel’s back is when her husband is wiped out of all their lives...and Neha finds herself with a chance at a new beginning.

   But new starts can be extremely scary, especially because they totally rattle the status quo you’ve built your whole existence around. Neha is a wife and a mother, and somehow, she forgot she was also a woman, to start with.

This reality comes hurtling into focus – you can even say tunnel vision here! – when her path crosses that of Logan Warrington, a beast of a man from New Zealand. Logan’s everything Neha despises in a man – he’s arrogant, too self-confident, cuts no corners, and he carries the mantle of the bad boy only too well. Oh, and he’s tattooed, too.... 
   Still, here’s the thing – does she really despise him...or is she all too attracted to his brand of forbidden male potency? 
   They get off to a rough start, and it doesn’t look like matters will get any better between them....
   Or will they? Because, sometimes, first impressions can be wrong, and as you discover the real person in front of you, a good thing just might be waiting around the bend....

   Come discover Neha and Logan’s journey in Winds of Change.

   And here’s where you can find the previews of the prologue, chapter 1, and chapter 2.

   From Mauritius with love,

Zee 

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Tuesday, May 13, 2014

What inspired me to write Calling Home?

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By Zee Monodee

CallingHome is the story of a cold and clinical forensic pathologist – the heroine, Margo Nolan. Proof and concrete evidence drive everything in her job and her life; there's no place for emotion and feelings. Or is there...? Because suddenly, Margo finds herself the guardian of eleven-year-old Emma, the daughter of her late best friend. When Emma was born, Margo became like a second mum to the girl, until she and her best friend fell out and they severed contact between them. 
But Margo doesn't do relationships – the closest interaction she gets daily is with dead bodies during autopsies in her morgue. How on earth does she then cope with a growing tween who's obsessed in half and half measures with football (soccer. The book's set in England J ) and boys? 
Help happens in the form of the local village doctor, the handsome and sexy Jamie Gillespie. Margo finds herself having the hots for him, so at odds with her usual personality, and *gasp* he is younger than she is. How does she handle Emma in her bumbling, inept attempts at being a mother, and get a grip over her treacherous feminine self around the hunky Jamie?  
Like Margo, I'm a big fan of the BBC show, Silent Witness. It's a sort of CSI-type drama that focuses more on the lives of three London-based forensic pathologists as they solve their cases. I also love all three versions of CSI. What intrigued me is the fact that these forensic pathologists and crime scene officers cannot let emotion drive them – they have to go by proof, and proof alone. 
But then, if evidence guides everything in your life, what exactly does that entail? And if you're a woman too, attempting to break the glass ceiling in a man's world? What happens when you get the one thing your heart has desired in the past – your child? 
These were the starting points that brought the character of Margo to my mind. I wanted to explore what a forensic pathologist's life would be like, but outside the lab. Does she have relationships? Is she socially inept? 
Which led to Margo needing help, and *wicked grin* another wrench thrown into her life – what if the woman in her was awakened? That's how Jamie came into being. I don't think of these two as 'meeting their match'. They don't exactly butt heads; they could be the other's fulfillment... Jamie's a calm, sweet, patient man, but how far will his patience with the reserved Margo stretch? 
Find out when you pick up a copy of Calling Home. There’s lots of family drama, tween angst, motherhood woes, and yes, (I hope!), the kind of toe-curling, wholesome hero who just makes the world go ‘tilt’. 

From Mauritius with love,


Zee

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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Finding Prince Charming in a sea of Frogs!

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By Zee Monodee 

I am a 3rdgeneration Indian, born and raised on the south Indian Ocean island of Mauritius. Bollywood movies? Story of my life, literally! No, we didn’t break into song at every opportunity, but the drama and over-the-top-ness of the Indians in those movies? We had our fair share...sometimes multiplied triple-fold by overbearing mothers and aunties who (supposedly!) know best!

So what’s life like for a girl of Indian origin, never mind in India, Mauritius, or everywhere there’s an Indian diaspora thriving?

You can expect to be going on the marriage mart – officially, that is – when you turn 16. Yes, you read that right! It’s not unheard of to have girls in the A-levels’/junior & senior years already engaged and going to tie the knot the minute they graduate high school.

Oh, and if you’re one of the super-beautiful ones (especially, understand by that, that you have fair to white skin!), you can be snapped up as early as 14! Society mamas, or even prospecting future bridegrooms, prowl wedding ceremonies on the lookout for the most beautiful/fair girl so she can be snapped up ASAP (Beyonce’s “if you like it then you better put a ring on it” rings soooo true here!).

So yeah, let’s imagine that like the majority of Indian-origin girls, you have brown skin (from pale almond butter brown to honey tone to really roasted-nut hues... If you’re darker than an unpeeled almond, you can hope to join the line of becoming an old maid because no society mama wants a dark-skinned girl for her boy!).
What happens now? You’re, say, 18 years old, and have finished school. University is a diversion that can be ‘tolerated’ for the sake of the girl getting a top notch job later and thus making her even more snap-worthy on the marriage mart (hopefully, before she turns 25. After that, the prospect of the old maid shelf starts to loom...)

Remember those obnoxious and overbearing aunties? That’s when they come into play. There’s even a name for them – the “agwa”, literally meaning, the matchmaker. Well, ‘agwa’ auntie will approach your mum and tell her of this “very suitable boy looking for a girl to marry.”

If he’s tall, the eligible pool will be reduced to tall girls; same if he’s short. Then there’s the question of – does he want a wife who will work outside the house, or does he require a housewife? Of course, the family AND his whole 
life/dating/existence history would’ve been vetted beforehand! (Same for the girl, btw). If ever he/she has had the misfortune of being spoken for or worse, engaged and then the relationship broke, everyone will expect to know what went wrong, and especially whose fault it was! (because, of course, there’s got to be one at fault, and that person will then be blackballed in the ‘agwa’ world).

I always expected an auntie would bring a “proposal” (yes, like a business merger!) for me when the time would come for me to “look for a suitable boy”. Luckily, I never got to that stage, because I had the good luck of marrying the one I fell in love with (to stay in tune with Bollywood drama, there’d have been countless wailing and tears from the mother – “How could you do this to me, to our family? Don’t you have any shame?” – intense perusal of the other party’s life, family, family tree, finances, social status, etc – not to forget the many, many talks of “are you sure of what you’re doing?” Note: these can sometimes turn into brainwashing sessions!)

Diya Hemant, the heroine of Light My World, is one of those girls who vowed she would never let herself be entrapped in any alliance by an “agwa” auntie! Thanks to her combative spirit, she succeeds...and then she is 24 years old and she herself knows the time has come for her to settle down. She’ll find Mr. Perfect on her own terms, thank you....but she never expected this quest could prove so hard – there are frogs everywhere, and worse, there’s even an ogre who appears into the picture!

What’s a girl to do? Find out in Light My World, Book 2 of the Island Girl trilogy!

From Mauritius with love,


Zee