Showing posts with label Taking Down Mistletoe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taking Down Mistletoe. Show all posts

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Ever Wonder Why People Pucker up Under a Parasite?


By Arlene Webb
Norse mythology has a lot to do with the tradition of kissing beneath a plant that sucks the life from other plants. They say the god Baldur, a.k.a. Baldar, suddenly turned paranoid and alas, without shrinks and modern day meds, the poor guy became more and more unhinged. He was convinced all (yes, all. Not just bears and poison ivy) the plants and animals on Earth wished him dead, so his mother and wife negotiated with what they thought was every living thing to leave Baldur alone.

Unfortunately, mistletoe was the one plant the women in Baldar’s life overlooked, and the god was killed with an arrow made from the plant. Then, too late for Baldar, they figured out Mistletoe has a downfall and a sword made of gold will kill it.

Like all traditions that don’t need logic to start a trend, people began feeling obligated to kiss beneath a clump of Mistletoe. Perhaps to pay respect to deadly things that never should be left off the negotiating-good-will list or to sword-makers who like working with quality metals such as gold.

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I had a lot of fun using this info to shape TakingDown Mistletoe, but, like all of the best romances, I twisted ‘facts’ to give my hero, Alek Baldar, a happy ending. I also introduced a love interest who has nothing to do with Norse myths and everything to do with vampire ones. Obviously when dealing with suckers, an expert related to Van Helsing (guy who dealt with Bram Stroker’s Dracula) gets a role.

Here’s the blub for Taking Down Mistletoe:

Parties everywhere, but Alek—security and all-around handy guy—is stuck at work in the department store taking down the holiday decorations. Just when he thinks he’ll escape in time for a little celebrating, fate takes a deadly turn. A thirsty leech doesn’t mind going down, as long as Alek joins him.

Tired of sucking on candy canes, Loki is sick of the tall security guard ignoring him. He’s determined, one way or another, that Alek will find himself lying flat. Unfortunately, a man dressed in black enters the scene and interrupts him.

When the parasite-exterminator, in the form of a dark, handsome hunk, arrives and latches onto Alex, things go from weird to downright bizarre. Did Alek really find love under the mistletoe, or has something beyond sinister taken hold of him?

Excerpt:
    Jesus Christ. With one look, I’ve gone psychotic? Alek knew his body was in a store, standing toe to toe with a strange man a decade older than him, but it sure felt like he lay, nude, on his back beside a forest stream. In a green world, fat emerald flakes of snow fell from a turquoise sky. Trees clustered with jade leaves with solid mosses blotched along their trunks grew alongside a bubbling stream of green waters.   Where oh where had reality gone? And, more important, should he care? Everything was so surreal, beautiful beyond imagination. And then, it got even better. The deepest green eyes came closer and closer. Pure joy would escape from Alex’s mouth, if only he could draw air.
    The man sighed. He snapped his fingers at Alek, stepped back, and lowered his gaze. Alek shook his head. The vision shattered. A zillion sparkling dots of emerald exploded into invisible dust around him.
    He’d never dropped acid, snorted coke, done any hallucinogenic drug, but Alek certainly felt like he was tripping now. In a two-second flash, the feel of the man dressed in black topping him, blanketing him from softly falling flakes of emerald snow, triggered in Alek the hardest and fastest erection any male could ever attempt to hide.
    Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. ’Tis the season, but what the hell had they put in the punch he hadn’t tasted?

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Best wishes for a wonderful 2014 to all,

Arlene

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Arlene Webb's Milestone Day!


 Thank you for hosting me on a milestone day. 12-20-2011, I’m celebrating my first release at Decadent Publishing, Taking Down Mistletoe, and thinking about Christmas, present and past.

I scrolled through a few festive images online. Gingerbread houses can add a merry (gross) atmosphere if made with walls of bacon, a crepe roof, and sausage support beams—seriously? I also saw one for a mere $15,000. A child-sized playhouse, but what happens when the dog gets hungry and insects close in? Assault rifles, hired mercenaries, the swat team can only do so much.

 Many moons ago, my son and nephew spent hours cooking and giggling. They gave it their all to protect from evil, older brother-cousin and starving Grandpa.
I (blush) hope my son never learns what use his mom made of a gingerbread house in Taking Down Mistletoe, and you’ll have to hit the buy link in order to find out.


Here’s the blurb and a little clip suitable for all audiences:

Parties everywhere, but Alek—security and handy guy—is stuck at work in the department store taking down the holiday decorations. Just when he thinks he’ll escape in time for a little celebrating, fate takes a deadly turn. A thirsty leech doesn’t mind going down, as long as Alek joins him. 
Tired of sucking on candy canes, Loki is sick of the tall security guard ignoring him. He’s determined one way or another, his coworker will find himself laying flat. Unfortunately, a man dressed in black enters the scene and interrupts his ogling of Alek.

When the parasite-exterminator arrives in the form of a dark handsome hunk and latches onto Alex, things go from weird to downright bizarre. Did Alek really find love under the mistletoe, or has something beyond sinister taken hold of him?

Nutmeg and cinnamon. Sweet. Loki swallowed the last of his eggnog and shot the wadded cup to smack into the signpost for Gingerbread Lane.

He loved everything about the season of receiving presents, getting hard under the mistletoe, and carousing on the last night of the year. What he didn’t like was being ordered about by the hunk of security who wouldn’t give him the time of day. Now if Alek demanded Loki bend in front of him, instead of bellowing at him to run, fetch muscle, and escort a bewitched blonde out, it’d be a different matter altogether.

Consumed with hunger, he stepped past the gingerbread house he’d spent hours hiding in to avoid work and to scope out the prick named Alek Baldar. Loki grabbed one of the big candy canes from the tree. He paused at Menswear to fumble with Jack the mannequin and get some protection against a tall, thin devil wearing black, a sin against fashion everywhere. To make up for the crime of stealing Jack’s mirrored shades, Loki wedged the candy wrapper in Jack’s zipper. It gave the asexual dude some much-needed inches, jutting out in full glory, including sticky residue.

Loki then coordinated the suck of peppermint, in and out of his hot little lips, with his quickened pace for the office.

Thank you for celebrating release day with me. I hope this holiday season is a happy and healthy one for all.