Throughout
the course of history, romantic couples have captivated the hearts and minds of
readers, watchers and listeners. I was anxious to see how Dylan and Becca stand
up to these pop culture icons, historical figures and legends. Let’s break it
down…
ROMEO
& JULIET – This self-proclaimed murderer and his girl, who still had a
nurse in her teen years, couldn’t think of a way other than a suicide pact to
outsmart their folks enough to be together? What kind of self respecting
teenagers were they??? Point: Becca and Dylan
MONICA
& CHANDLER—Wise cracking Chandler and neat freak Monica were never lucky
enough to experience the wonder of a hair salon disguised as a giant Venus
flytrap, even in NYC. POINT: Becca and Dylan
JACK
& ROSE – Rose wouldn’t even let Jack onto her floating door. Hence, he
died. Such selfishness shalt not be rewarded with point. POINT: Becca and Dylan
HENRY
VIII & ANNE BOLYN – He chopped her head off. Enough Said. POINT: Becca and
Dylan
RHETT
& SCARLET – Frankly, my dear, he didn’t give a damn. POINT: Becca and Dylan
ROSS
& RACHEL – Went on a break and took nine years, 2 marriages (one to each
other) and a baby to find their Happily Ever After. They could have saved a lot
of time. POINT: Becca and Dylan
TARZAN
& JANE – Oh, come on. He lived in a tree, used vines for transportation and
his best friend was a cheetah he talked to. He should have been wearing a
straight jacket with his loin cloth. POINT: Becca and Dylan
BILL
& HILLARY – 2 politicians + 1 intern = a box of Cuban cigars. You do the
math. POINT: Becca and Dylan
BABY
& JONNY – She didn’t do the lift. POINT: Becca and Dylan
JOANIE
& CHACHI – His name was Chachi for goodness sake and her hair style stayed
the same for ten season. POINT: Becca and Dylan
LANCELOT
& GUINEVERE – Split the round table in half and brought down Arthur’s
Camelot. POINT: Becca and Dylan
ELIZABETH
BENNETT & DARCY – She just wasn’t good enough until he changed her. POINT:
Becca and Dylan
QUEEN
VICTORIA & PRINCE ALBERT – FIRST cousins.Really??? POINT: Becca and Dylan
ELIZABETH
OF YORK & EDWARD IV – Their fairy tale would be called the Wicked and
Womanizer and ended in the death of a king followed by the disappearance of his
sons, one of whom was the crown prince of England, in the tower where they were
placed for their protection. Not seeing the HEA here. POINT: Becca and Dylan
JOHN
& YOKO – Their idea of devotion brought a sharp halt to the rise to power
of the FAB FOUR. Her fault the Beatles are no more. POINT: Becca and Dylan
BONNIE
& CLYDE – American Baddy Bank Robbers… shotguns, machine guns and death.
POINT: Becca and Dylan
LIZ &
RICHARD – On/Off.On/Off. Come on people. Get it together. POINT: Becca and
Dylan
NAPOLEON
& JOSEPHINE – He only married this cougar for her money to finance his
craziness. POINT: Becca and Dylan
And
finally…
MORK
& MINDY – While we all love the sparkling wit and magical comedic powers of
Robin Williams… Mork arrived in an egg, took 3 years to fall in love and
hatched Jonathon Winters. But he traveled across a galaxy and he was played by Robin Williams so…
POINT: The other guys.
With a
quick Tally of the score…
Becca and
Dylan – 18
The Other
Guys – 1 (Thank Mork)
Buy For the Love of Geese:
Decadent Publishing || Amazon || All Romance || B&N
