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’Twas the eve of the 1Night Stand, and all through Laguna Resort,
the magic of love was in the salted air
The luxury rooms were stocked with goodies a’plenty
in hopes that some kismet would be sparkin’
The revelers were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of sugared plums danced in their heads
And Maise in her nightie, and Reece in his boxer-briefs
had just settled down for a long-night’s tête-à-tête
When out on the balcony, there was such a clatter
The hotel manager Johnny checked to see what’s the matter
And there what did he behold?
Visions of holidays past, present and future
Some yet untold …
He staggered back, and shrouded his eyes
A ballerina, a choreographer, a marketer, and a baker
A vision of loveliness just out of his sight
A sparkle of love dust filtered through the air
And Johnny reached out, only to dare
To wish happiness for himself one day
He’d certainly know who to ask if he may
With a jingling of bells, and warmest of wishes
The ladies of Decadent Publishing
Bellowed with delight –
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD 1NIGHT”
Thanks so much for letting me indulge in a bit of frivolity. If you’re looking for a saucy read over your holiday break, check out my 1Night Stand, A Date with Death.
A Date with Death
Death sucks. It’s boring, and there’s no chance of getting laid. Stuck in the waiting room of Heaven, Maise fantasizes about all the pleasures of the flesh she didn’t get to experience. When Maise discovers a business card for the dating service, 1Night Stand, she wonders if there’s still a chance.
Reece normally wouldn’t consider being set up, but after his brother buys him a certificate, he feels obligated. A romantic night on the Southern California coast, with the full-of-life Maise leaves him wanting more.
Will a 1Night Stand be enough to overcome death?