By Catherine Peace
You see, Riley is this super hilarious dog who, as my roommate says, looks dumber than a box of rocks. She’s incredibly intelligent. Don’t let her fool you. She’s as sassy at 13 years old as she was when I adopted her at 3 years old. And I couldn’t do without her if I tried.
So the running joke? That Riley is actually Agent Voof, a Russian spy sent by Putin to gather nukes.
That’s my life, guys. Making up stories about my dog being a Russian spy.
Favorites so far:
· Riley is prospectively interviewing our guy friends to find her “Thumbs” to do her bidding.
· When she sees me or my roommate, she addresses us as “hoomin.” She’ll address me as Mommy (Mah-mee) when she wants something.
· My roommate’s dog is Little One. If Little One had opposable thumbs, we’d all be screwed because she adores Riley.
· Riley is hilariously incapable of finding the nukes.
On my way home from work, I started daydreaming about how Riley would fit into Gemini's world. If she’d be Judah Welles’ right paw, if she’d be the lapdog of some other villain, or if she’d be a double-agent and try to “help” Shadi and Uri. My guess is that she’d be in the company of whoever would give her the most treats.
What do you guys think she’s thinking in that picture? Best caption will win a copy of Gemini.
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