By Emily Cale
As an erotic romance writer, I’m often finding hilarious things among ordinary language. It’s not that I mean to say dirty things (why are you laughing?), but they just slip out. This past week has been especially bad for two reasons. First, I’m still in India and there are some cultural differences in language that leave me pee-my-pants laughing. Second, I am without coffee and do not have the restraint necessary to refrain from saying such things. So, without further ado, my list of things I actually said this past week.
- I love my pussy
- So, I should just ask people if they have talking balls?
- You seem stressed. I hope you get off on Saturday
- I’m not naked, am I?
- Shit, I forgot the lubricant
- We can do it as a three-way
Those are just the ones I caught. Lucky for me, people here seem not to notice. The hard part is restraining myself when I pick up on it. Made any slips of the tongue lately (intentional or otherwise)?
Oh, and speaking of three-ways (did you like that transition?), I have one. Or rather my characters do.
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Power Play (Hat Trick Trilogy Book 2)
Natalie Fritz didn't need a night of sexual adventure as payment for setting her friend up, but she wouldn't turn it down either. Determined to make sure she gets exactly what she wants, she contacts Madame Eve and requests not one, but two dates for the evening. What she doesn't expect is for those men to be players on her friend's hockey team.
Ian and Todd find that sharing women provides all parties with more pleasure. Finding someone who buys into their theory is a little harder. So they turn to Madame Eve's 1 Night Stand service to locate a partner. When they meet Natalie, they discover a gorgeous woman who turns them on physically and intellectually.
Most relationships are meant to be between two people, but what happens when it takes three to make the night worthwhile? Can they take a leap of faith or will their time be limited to one night?
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